Facebook Wingman
a facebook wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total d-ck to make him look better. often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. the facebook wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.
nick: check this out bro -sends something obscene and d-ckish to an attractive girl-
sid: awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
nick: niiiiicce! i’m your facebook wingman
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