Facebook Yanni
social networking prophets / happy people who blab constantly about life’s pleasantries, reasons for grat-tude, motivational garbage and intelligent sounding sentiments of chirpiness.
facebook yanni is at it again with her filtered photo of baby birds hatching, telling me to “move forward” and “let it go” because “we should be grateful” that we are “blessed”. bite me, facebook yanni. i know you’re as miserable as the rest of us are.
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