Facebooked
the act of meeting up with another person for the sole purpose of having them sit on your face.
i facebooked your mum the other night, nearly lost my head up there.
hitting someone in the face with a book
yo, she got outta line so i facebooked her and now shes missing three teeth.
a person who is caught doing something illegal by police who used facebook statuses by said person to bring their illegal actions to light. basically, police search for stuff on facebook and people’s incriminating status updates get them caught.
an example of a news story about a person who was facebooked:
police arrested a 23 year old mark johnson today for allegedly posting on facebook that he was going to score a lot of money for his crystal meth earlier this week. he has been charged with owning and operating a meth lab and police say his statements on facebook lead to his arrest after a quick search.
when you get called out on your sh-tty status post, or for posting a lie on facebook.
facebook status: i love my boyfriend so much!
comment: b-tch, i saw you cheating on him last tuesday you’ve just been face-booked.
v. the action of 1) looking someone up on thefacebook or 2) asking someone to be your friend on thefacebook
that guy i made out with last night facebooked me this morning…
the point at which a database application or software becomes very large and it’s processes become so interconnected that it begins to modify the users behaviors required to perform what were simple tasks at conception.
particularly applies to database access software used by large numbers of people to perform a large variety of tasks.
i used to be able to send out a form letter to our customers by asking 1 person. now with the new computer system i have to send a request to suzi, then it gets sent through 30 people before the letter can even be written. g-d only knows who finally ends up writing the letter! this system is totally facebooked!
when you are too busy on facebook to do anything else.early symptom of facebook addiction and a sign that you need to get a life.
gerald: yo dude a bunch of us are trying to go to the club man are you free?
samuel: sorry man, i just saw my schedule and i’m facebooked on all of my time slots.
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