Facebookending
in addition to impulsive facebook check-ins, the act of beginning and ending one’s daily computer-related acitivies with a “quick” facebook scan for new messages, status updates, and commentary.
text: hey john, u still up?
text: yep. just hittin’ the ol’ facebook before gettin some zzzs
text: it’s 3 am. what’s with all the facebookending lately?
text: just feels good 2 cover all my bases. besides, i get my happy birthday messages in early and a slew of booty call ops at nite
text: nice! i guess it’s better than statusitis. see u on fb in a few hours
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