facebwank
a facebook-w-nk. masturbating to pictures of friends and vague -ssociates on facebook, often in practice a hurried search through profile pictures and other added photos, c-ck in one hand, mouse in the other, to find the best cleavage shot of a girl you really fancied back in school, university, or at an old place of work. afterward, the facebw-nker often feels a mixture of sadness, regret and just plain wrongness for his actions.
david was bored, h-rny and nostolgic, so decided to have a facebw-nk.
matthew spent the afternoon facebw-nking, as such s-xual encounters were, although still ridiculously unlikely, still far more realistic than ever sleeping with any internet p-rn actresses.
if i catch you facebw-nking to my photos again, my boyfriend’s gonna f-ck you up!
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