Facefishing


an open-ended, brief facebook status post, often 1-2 words — such as “hmmm” or “is” — that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.
facefishing post: hmmmmm…

biter #1: what is ‘things that make you go…’? i’ll take alphabet soup for $400.

biter #2: wtf? you are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended “hmmmmm.”

biter #1 again: maybe he’s referring to a hummer received last night…or a tasty treat…not sure? let’s ask…
the act of searching for a partner from which you will receive oral s-x.
watup bruh, what you doin tonight?

sh-t mang, bout to go face fishing.

h-ll yea, me too.

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