faceglomp


an attack cuddle to the face, with brain nomming if especially endeared.

an action bred out of great excitement, involving the leaping of the self onto another, usually the face region, where the attacker then squeezes their head in a fierce hug, and bites upon the skull.
“she met her friend with a loving faceglomp.”

“i was faceglomped out of my shoes by my girlfriend.”

“i faceglomped him off a cliff.”

“there was faceglomping going on all over the place.”

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