FaceIMer


the art of precision recognition when a facebook friend becomes active. the -ssailant waits in antic-p-tion of the victim to become logged on, then bam an im of “hey, you there?”
why are you following me i just want to check some updates and there you are to announce you have recognized i am on, stop being a faceimer

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