Faceium
the pure essence of face. this is a godlike substance not fit for this world, yet rumors say it exists. many people think it is a hoax but certain people claim they have seen it and used it, yet they forbid to talk about it.
scientist #1 – oh, my, g-d. what have i discovered?
scientist #2 – what is it, joe? don’t tell me you’ve discovered faceium!?
scientist #1 – …
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