facejelipses
1. the ultimate combination of the vernacular phrase “oh jeez”, the common reaction “facepalm”, and the somewhat obscure but still important “ellipses”. performed by doing a facepalm with your right hand as you say “oh jeez” and shake your head. with your left hand, you air-draw ellipses (“…”)
2. a response to someone who has uttered something so ridiculously lame/stunning that a combination of reactions must be used.
– the second l in “ellipses” was dropped for the sake of smoother typing
an: -sigh-… another dream deferred.
wg: what dream are you talking about?
an: …
wg: what’s he talking about?!
de: i’m not sure, but i think it’s like a dream he can’t have.
wg: but what dream is he talking about?!
de: or maybe it’s a dream he’s deferring ’til later. i dunno he says it about anything.
an: -facejelipses-
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