facelover
a stranger you befriend on facebook that you have never met. you fall in love with them because their facebook posts and interests totally turn you on but the moment you meet them in person, you realize this relationship is not forever…
jim thought antoinette’s puppy video she posted was the cutest thing he ever saw, until he actually met her. sadly, it was only facebook love, she was a fantasy, she was just his facelover.
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