Faceman

noun – the front man or con man of a group operation; usually the smoothest talker and the best looking; derived from the 80’s tv show, the a-team; also: face
go get us some free food, faceman!
let faceman talk to those ladies, he’ll hook us all up.
a man who is obsessed with his own appearance.
jim had a lot of attention from the ladies, but his friends just thought of him as a face man.
one that is as cool as leisure suit larry. gets all the hot chicks and drives all the nice cars. one that has incredible charisma.
james bond
#1 one who is two faced and can never be trusted. #2 one who will steal his employer’s welder ,then sell it to a person he says is a friend,then tell his employer who has it. #3 one who will say he never seen your wallet with $600.00 dollars cash in it even when you actually see your wallet on the car seat as you close the door and he is driving away quickly! #4 one who acts like he is not afraid to “handle the situation” during phone conversations or sending a email,but in fact he is terrified of the one day he is gonna get tossed like a rag-doll.
“faceman” when someone is calling you on the cr-p that you pulled in the past,and says that you need to “be a man,and do the right thing!” your mommy pokes her head into the garage and says “is everything ok out here?” you say “i can’t stand tweakers.” although, the biggest tweaker in the world is yourself.
a person with incredible genetics. it is neither something that can be created or worked at, but rather inherited. it can be so strong that it invokes jealousy amongst others.
p1: that david beckham is a true faceman.

p2: that’s true. and he’ll always be a faceman.

p1: you’re right. let’s have a budlight.
a new yorker with a heart of gold and t-st-cl-s of bronze. known for making movies and providing emotional, physical, and sometimes sensual support for the elderly and poverty-stricken pilipino boys. smells of waffles and occasionally hangs large phallic objects from trees. should not be trusted.
i’m pro-abortion because of faceman.
one who has an irregular face
“hey faceman, i dont like your head or lack thereof”

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