Facemeat


meat of such dubious quality it has to be from the face of an animal. found in mcdonalds food and eyebrow raisingly cheap meat from a supermarket’s budget brand. facemeat can also contain trotters, ears and -n-s, basically anything that’s kicking around on a factory floor. formally known as ‘processed’ meat or food. facemeat can also apply to low quality foodstuffs, including fruit juice which would be called ‘facejuice’
person 1: “do you want a spam sandwich?”
person 2: “no, i don’t do facemeat!”

the skin/meat on ones face.
holy sh-t! dave just got punched in the facemeat by lou ferrigno.

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