Facemelt


1: intricate, fast, and unbelievably skillful playing of guitar, usually referring to a solo or just random shredding.

2: a subst-tute for “unbelievable”, “amazing”, “astounding”, and other remarks of extreme approval; usually referring to music.

3: world of warcraft-specific slang for the shadow priest cl-ss.

4: a term for when a man -j-c-l-t-s a large quant-ty of s-m-n on a woman’s face, thus giving it the appearance of “melting”
1) the guitar on through the fire and flames by dragonforce is facemelting with it’s speed and melody.

2) the band joe had playing on the stereo was facemeltingly good.

3) i was grinding my paladin up some levels when this jerk obliterated me with his facemelter.

4) the facemelter, as seen in countless p-rnographic videos and pictures.
any activity so good it makes you feel like your face is melting off of your skull.
the s-x was so good, i had a total facemelt.
when a shadow priest unleashes his spells onto a victim, it completely melts their face off.
omgwtfwow!! did you see locustaire melt that warriors face off? that was an epic facemelt if i’ve ever seen one!
facemelt is when u feel like everything goes to sh-t and u roll on the floor trollfacing
the dude was totally timing…. what a facemelt

or
i shot the dude with 2 mags and 1 nade and he didint die…. omfg what a facemelt
one of the most epic bands ever formed. yet, abruptly dissipated after only two performances due to unknown circ-mstances. while most witnesses of facemelt’s magnificence believe that it is forever lost to memory, some still claim that the legendary band still lives, demonstrated by their mantra “facemelt lives” or “face me it lives.”
facemelt is the best band ever and it still lives!!!
a party so good, your face literally melts off. usually, spoken as an interjection.
“holy f-ckb-lls!!!! facemelt 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
a home made water pipe made out of a plastic bottle used for smoking sour diesel, preferably. sometimes referred to as a reversed gravity bong, originating from sweet cottage. the effects of ripping an ideal face melt results in intense feelings of the victim’s entire face literally dripping down their skull and crawling down their throat.
hey julien, come rip this face melt.

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