Facemonger


a “playful” offensive term similar to “jerkface”. often used against someone in a derogatory manner. this word can be easily adapted to an individual’s -rs-nal of “face” insults.
person 1: “these cats are bothering me!”
person 2: “your face is bothering me!”
person 1: “d-mn it person 1 you’re such a facemonger”
noun: a face-hugger from aliens or aliens vs predators that has an erect p-n-s instead of a egg depositer on its underside.
prey 1:”aaaah facemonger run away”
prey 2:”well atleast it wont get you pregnant with aliens”

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