Facenovela
dramatic dialogue carried out on facebook wall-to-walls. onlookers watch raptly as though it were a telenovela (spanish soap opera). often the drama on the wall-to-wall is as preposterous and fast paced as that on the real telenovelas.
ahora! te presentamos la facenovela de los amantes: dominique y jason
dominique to jason 10:03 pm:
i don’t want to hear it! i can’t stand it anymore! we’re so over.
10:03 pm: dominique is no longer in a relationship.
dominique’s status, 10:04 pm: doesn’t understand why people who supposedly love her treat her so badly.
jason to dominique 10:04 pm:
fine, i don’t love you either. i want a bomb to land on your college.
jason’s status 10:05 pm: jason has made 3 mistakes in the last 3 minutes. he needs to start treating people better.
jason to dominique 10:05 pm: i love you, pookie.
10:06 dominique is now in a relationship.
tune in next week for la facenovela de los amantes: dominique y jason
adios!
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