facepalm index
how frustrating a given situation or time-period is, as measured by the number of times one facepalms during said situation.
can be abbreviated as “fpi.”
“dude, you were on the support line with that user for like two hours!”
“yeah, he wasn’t too bright. facepalm index: 17.”
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