facesmack


the art of trash talking not in person, but via a social networking site preferably facebook.
steve: jim was giving me all kinds of sh-t online yesterday because of what i posted on my facebook wall.

tony: don’t let him bother you, he was just facesmacking.
1 more definition
when someone attempts to belittle or humiliate a particular person or facebook friend by updating his facebook status. this person purposely avoids using the victim’s name, but describes him or her in such a way that all mutual friends will immediately know who it is.
(in a status update)

john: wishes that all red-headed poly-sci majors who work at a certain law firm would stop facestalking me and get a life.

later…
mary: did you see john’s status update today?
mark: yeah, he was totally talking about jenny! who else do we know with red hair who works at a law firm?
mary: i know, he so facesmacked her!

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