Facespooge
the act of giving your congressional partner the ‘pleasurable’ experience of covering their face with your -j-c-l-t-, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a p-rnographic movie.
honey, i’m nearing -rg-sm, i’d like to give you a facespooge. not likely, we’re married now; we gave that up years ago.
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