facewasted
when you have wasted your life on facebook. either chatting,commenting,uploading,or posting etc. etc.
dude1: man my gf broke up with me
dude2: why???
dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:…well thats kind of true
dude1: how can you say that!!!
dude2: well we’re chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh…. -sob sob-
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