facewitter
the process of using facebook as “twitter” by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.
luke: f-cking t-ts man, every time i log into facebook this b-tch always has a new status update. it’s really annoying, she’s being a total attention wh-r-.
seb: yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a tw-t for roughly a month now…
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