facial
when someone c-ms all over your f-ckin face
trent pulls out his d-ck and c-ms all over abigail’s face
a s-xual act in which hot, sticky man-juice is spewed unto a girl’s face.
andy pulled out, and gave justine a facial.
(1)application of make-up to one’s face.
(2)application of sperm to one’s face.
also see: smud
(1)”i’m going to green’s salon to get my facial done.”
(2)”dude! ron jeremy just gave that b-tch a facial!”
to c-m on someone’s face. often used in conjunction with “c-mshot”.
in most quality p-rn, the scene ends in a facial c-mshot.
n. a form of birth control
brie ann was ovulating and even though tyrone had m-st-rb-t-d three times that day he was still h-rny. he had to f-ck something but didn’t want another kid, so he f-cked the cleavage of brie ann’s 44 ddd’s and spewed the juice in her face. it was quite a c-m facial.
facial- verb(v.), noun(n.)
1.a: v. – the act of unloading sp-nk upon a man or woman’s face.
1.b: n. – a load of s-m-n on a man or woman’s face.
2.a: v. – deep cleansing of the face by various means including; steam, exfoliation, extraction, creams, lotions, masks, peels, and m-ssage.
1: zach went to the saigon spa to give a facial for $20.00.
2: jessica went to the oasis spa to get a facial and skin rejouvinating treatment.
1.) a cosmetic treatment applied to the face.
2.) a huge load of c-m applied to the face.
1.) my wife had that weird green cr-p on her face that is known as a facial.
2.) later, i blew my load on my wife’s face, thus providing a facial.
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