facienda
when a lady position’s her tropical fruit or hirsute hacienda upon the face of an unsuspecting victim
rusty: look jack that lady is interfering with that young man!
jack: that’s not a lady, that’s laura…and she’s doing the facienda on him!
rusty:…and look at the way her gusset bunting and jungle nook blows in the wind, it’s a sight to behold!
jack: she’s some girl!
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