Factory Rat
person who gets stuck in a dead-end blue-collar job at a factory and spends decades in a position he despises; only to retire with an environmental issue or lousy pension.
my days in detroit were the lousiest days of my life. i was a factory rat with no college education.
factory rat – “where do you work?”
man in suit – “i’m an accountant for the firm that owns that giant high-rise right there. how about you?”
factory rat – “ive been working at the steel mill since i graduated high school”
man in suit – “you suck.”
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