Fad-Bod
not to be confused with dad-bod, this is a temporary condition. a condition in which a sudden and intense emphasis is placed on the latest fad (i.e crossfit, p90x, bowflex). this is usually accompanied with a perceived increase in knowledge as it pertains to health, exercise and existence. it also starts the clock on m-ssive injury and disappointment for them yet self-affirming fulfillment for you. in some cases involving white 30-somethings they might begin training for marathons or in, extreme cases, ironman’s. dismiss these people altogether.
check that guy out over there in the yoga pants. i used to see him in line at cinnabon every day and now he almost looks presentable. yep, textbook fad-bod
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