faeces


a lump of steaming sh-t.
my kid just laid faeces on your mum’s clothes. steaming…
the brown stuff that comes out of your bottom. commonly known as poo, sh-t, or cr-p.
“eww. look at that animal’s faeces!”
a number of pieces of excremental matter.
“what ho, my good chap! it appears that during one’s perambulatory peripateticism one has encountered a number of pieces of excremental matter that have adhered to the base-plate of one’s footwear. s–t!
1: it’s like feces, but british.
2: quite simply put, a t-rd or log. or for you more uncouth chaps – sh-t.
brit 1: “i say lad, what’s that steaming pile of brown stuff?”
brit 2: “why that’s faeces kind sir. p-ss my crumpet and tea.”
brit 3: “good show!”

the posh word for sh-t.
science teacher: “…and at the end of the digestive system, waste products are excreted in the form of faeces.”

cl-ss clown translates: “sh-tty poo come out of b-m.”
one small segment of faeces
oh bro look at that curry faece

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