faeces freak
andrew twigge of huddersfield, west yorkshire england is a dirty faeces freak who enjoys masturbating whilst sitting in his own sh-t. he lickes licking the poo from his fingers and also enjoys picking out poo nuts and feeding them to his pet squirrel. mhe also hates michael schumacher
poo licker, b-m picker
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