faffer

a fussy, indecisive individual, pr-ne to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. in-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
“a faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive” – quote
george emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. what a faffer! at the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
elmerdale was a wet. his girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. he polished his gl-sses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.
someone who owns a faff (toyota celica gt4 st205), and so cannot resist faffing about on it – modding, polishing, toying, wiping, preening, shining, buffing, more modding, painting, chroming, blinging.. they just never bl–dy stop!
‘ere, seen karl’s car? he just can’t stop faffing about with the thing!
“yeah, a real faffer if ever there was one!”
“hahahaha”

also “i have faff, must faff about!”
n. derivation of “faf” (f-ck and forget) 1. an attractive woman that would only be good for a one night stand
2. an attractive woman who’s personality is unattractive, but who’s body is built for s-x

v. to have s-x with a faffer
she’s not really the type of girl you’d wanna date. yeah, she’s a real faffer.

the chick won’t shut up about herself, but i’d still faffer.
a welsh name for a f-nny
i liked a faffer last night, i did.
right after i sh-ged that sheep over thur.