fag hag

a straight women how wants to have s-x with gay man.
she knows he’s gay, she’s his f-g hag. she wants to have s-x with him but i don’t think he’s drunk enough yet…
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you are a true f-g hag if…

-you are a straight girl who has a best friend who is gay and spends a lot of time together
-you would rather go to a gay club than a straight club
-your f-g gave you your own drag name
-you know all the gay guys at the local gay bar
-you f-g takes you shopping for mac makeup and then puts it on you
-your hair and makeup are always flawless
-you dress up in his drag gear on sat-rday night or dress in drag together
-you even dance with all the f-gs on stage when britney spears comes on
-you learned to vouge from watching your f-g
-you fall in love with your f-g (which is a bad thing)
-you try to convert your f-g (this will only ruin your relationship with him)
and lastly… you find your self not being able to live without him because you have so much fun with him.
a stright girl who shares these experiences
a staight woman who loves the company of the gay male community, such as drag shows, and going to gay bars. she also has a best friend that is gay and the have everything in a hetro relationship except the s-x part. and they share what best girlfriends have incomon. most often the gay men she hangs out with ecspcially if she is beautiful are attracted to her, but the attraction is only them admiering her beauty and the drag queens want to be her. and her main f-g is usually very proud to have her as a hag. and a true f-g hag isn’t ashamed to admit who she is.
joshua and marie are best friends.but joshua is gay, and marie is straight. she spends a lot of time with him, they go out to gay bars together, he does her hair, she takes care of him, and they even scope out guys for eachother, and even go out in drag together. he loves his hag and she loves her f-g. and that a f-g hag
also known as fruit fly and queer dear. this is a woman who prefers the company of gay men because she recognizes their effervesence, incisive wit, and sheer brilliance regarding the human condition. this woman appreciates the fact that gay men know how to drill down to the bittersweet core of an issue and make light of it where necessary, and simultaneously make dark humor of it where otherwise necessary. it is a gift that comes from being an outsider: rather than lying down and taking a beating, as some do, the exaulted gay man rises from the ashes and finds the ridiculous glory in being an outsider. in this endeavor, he seeks the company of a woman, and she of him…because regardless of intentions, women and men enjoy the company of those who feel “right” to each other.

because this type of woman is generally spoiled by the general delightfulness of gay men, she may scorn straight men for their lack of personality and overall dullness.
she had a boring but biologically necessary momentary s-xual encounter with a straight man named “todd,” but she soon grew bored of his attention and longed to be encircled in the warm and safe womb of the gay bar. “i must tend to my mother,” she told him, as she eyed the clock and noted that it was 1:10 am. in her mind, she calculated and realized she still had time to make it to the bar and hook up with some boys who would eventually stay until dawn and entertain her bottomless need to be intellectually and emotionally stimulated.

in light of this, she deftly dressed herself, and buffed and fluffed her makeup in this todd’s sticky dank bathroom. she then politely delivered a well-placed kiss upon the former object of her desire, and hailed the first cab in sight. she knew with utmost -ssurity, after all, that straight men are for s-x; gay men are for love.
n. a woman who enjoys hanging out with gay men.
why don’t more f-g hags hang out with my roommate?
1. a woman, usu. heteros-xual, who likes to be in the company of h-m-s-xual men, and/or is attracted primarily to gay men at the expense of heteros-xual ones. 2. the female, usu. heteros-xual primary companion of a h-m-s-xual male. also known as the alpha hag. 3. an “iffy” heteros-xual male who likes to be in the company of gay men. also known as a f-gstag.–f-ghaggish adj.–f-ghaggishly adv.–f-ghagism n.
a female whose primary relationship is a non-s-xually oriented one with a h-m-s-xual man. concept popularized by tv sitcom “will & grace”. stereotyped as spending entire conversations discussing makeup, potential dates, cute office boys, and gossip.
shoosh, f-g hag!
a f-g hag is a woman who prefers the company of gay men.
a f-g hag is a woman who prefers the company of gay men. the marriage of two derogatory terms, f-g and hag, symbolizing the union of the world’s most popular objects of scorn, h-m-s-xual and woman, creates a moniker that most of those who wear it find inoffensive, possibly because it smacks of solidarity.