Fag Humper
a person (generally female) who will develop a crush on an obviously h-m- s-xual man believing that he is also in love with with the person.
generally this causes false expectations in the person who is crushing and makes them want to reform society in their h-m-s-xual crush’s image.
a f-g humper is a person with crush: omg justin bieber is so hot i love him and am going to marry him! every boy should be like him!
normal person: i hope you die a horrible and painful death along with that f-ggot on national television so that future generations will know you as an example of how horrible our humanity can be and what the punishment for it is.
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