fag wagon

a vehicle originally intended for 16 year old high schoool girls but found a following within the male h-m-s-xual community. these vehicles are often convertibles (so everyone can see how fabulous the driver and p-ssengers are) and are subjected to various forms of customization, including but not limited to decals and very large spoilers. examples of these vehicle: honda del sol, mazda miata, vw cabriolet.
look at jason in his f-g wagon.
a tightly nit group of h-m-s-xuals that have both relational and casual s-x with one another.
“hey man, look at that f-gwagon on over there”
pr-nunciation: \ˈ’f-g-ˌwa-gən\
function: noun
usage: often attributive, hybrid form of bandwagon
date: 2014
1 : a member of the lgbt community who suddenly claims they are a “fan” of a particular sports team, even though they had no prior support for/interest in the team until a member of the team “comes out of the closet” as an openly gay member of the lgbt community
example: “julian became a f-gwagon fan of the brooklyn nets only after jason collins became the first openly gay player in nba.”
any late model sports-type car. often owned by rich, middle aged metros-xuals or openly gay men.
look at that eclipse spyder over there, what a f-g wagon.
a dodge caliber.
that caliber is such a f-g wagon.
a h-m-s-xual male that is very promiscuous and prefers the doggie position.
yo, dat crunk f-gwagon sh-gged my shizzle to the nizzle.
derogatory term for an ambulance. typically said by firefighters.
where in the h-ll is the f-g wagon to pick up this jack-ss patient.