fagbagging
when a man befriends a single woman that he wishes to have s-x with but instead ends up just hanging around with her all the time doing whatever she wants to do and receives nothing.
“so he spent all day carrying her shopping then went out and watched t-tanic only to come home and not get laid (again)”
“d-mn why is he always f-gbagging?”
when your friend starts dating a snake and blows off all his old friends.
“d-mn he’s f-g bagging hard.”
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