faggatron

a giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. f-ggatron most closely resembles a transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pr-nounced effeminate lisp. f-ggatron is the result of years of intense f-ggatronics research (hence his name).

f-ggatrons primary objective is to combat h-m-s-xual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. with a s-ssy lisp, “hey guys .. let’s party”, is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.

while f-ggatron is rarely seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. the uk’s pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980’s.

as a concept, f-ggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be h-m-s-xual in the first place. while f-ggatron is mostly a-s-xual, his design is more yang than yin. this is further explored by the first church of appliantology

one can always tell where f-ggatron has been, because of the residual level of f-ggatronics in the area. this can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metros-xual gentleman.

gary: “i feel that my s-xual ident-ty is not being respected”

chip: “don’t worry gary. f-ggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. then we will dance.”
someone who is gay or h-m-s-xual to the maxx
billy: david…your the biggest f-ggatron i know
david: indeed
some say super gay, and some say…who knows. f-ggatron can be any kind of insult…does it have to be an insult? noooo. may usually be said when someone is being annoying as f-ck.
g-yl-rd: do you think people like me?
g-yl-rd: you wanna hang out or feel sorry for me?
g-yl-rd: are you ready to make sweet love?
you: shut the f-ck up, f-ggatron.
f-ggatron is an expression you show towards a rather large person mainly of the women culture who is rather thick in both head and on the rear end,very large nose who denies its big and is very insecure about there weight who has there lower lips either touching there ankles or covering there feet.
f-ggatron,jade