Faggitis


a person suffering from symptoms which are but not all:

-urge to call everyone noobs
-has a weird obsession with the word “pwned”
-does his work but doesn’t study
-plays to much mmorpg
-complains; cold, download quota, video games, bags etc etc
-cannot speak his own language
-laughing at everyone’s misfortunes
-the people he sits next to wants to punch him
-when he loses at anything, he will attempt to make an outrageous excuse

there are 2 types of this illness.

type 1 (chronic)

this is the chronic f-ggitis and there are only a few left in this world. although they are a rare and protected species, many if not all have tried to attack him but all attempts were unsuccessful. this is a purebred genotype

type 2

type 2 is a lesser version of type 1 but it is still very dangerous. type 2 is caused one a type 1 is converted/turned into a less “f-ggier” person by either his friends or family. this is a hybrid genotype
oh cr-p its the kid with f-ggitis!!

haha! you got “pwned” last night noob

whack whack

what was that for?

your have f-ggitis

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