faggonometry
f-ggonometry noun
variant of felaciosophy, dominant usage
felaciosophy
n. archaic
noun
1. the unnecessary soph-m-ric study into the h-m-s-xual lifestyle by heteros-xuals
2. unsolicited sympathies and pity from hag to f-g in a surrogate maternal fashion: as seen in the f-g-hag relationship
3. unwanted condescending paradoxical endors-m-nts from nearby awkward metro-s-xual
4. statements of support from empowered and ambitious youths as caveats to misinterpreted h-m-phobia, in a melodramatic h-m-philia (not to be mistaken for hemophilia)
origin: 2004-2005; qb felasiosophie < bk felaciosophia he doesn't need your f-ggonometry he's a big boy now.
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