Faggotti Cocktail
(pr-nounced: fe got tee) any mixed drink that is pink or red in color and involves whipped cream and decorative fruit, and is consumed by a gay or straight male. usually worse when some supposedly straight guy (or f-g snack) is busted drinking one.
“holy sh-t todd…what is that…some kind of f-ggotti c-cktail???” (followed by immense uproar and laughter in the bar.)
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