Faggy Fag King

a man who has exceeded the natural laws of f-gasity and has attained the rank of ‘f-ggy f-g king’.

a f-ggy f-g king is a beacon of intense f-ghood that can be seen from miles away due to their intense aura of liquid bullsh-t and the sound of lady ga ga’s monotone sh-t streaming of a speaker attached to a thing that can only be called the f-gmobile or as many ancient cultures called it the “the unholy steed of the end”. it is said that if one was ever to meet a f-g king they should divert their gaze, lest they too be drawn into the orbit of the king and join his f-ggy entourage, i.e p.diddy,r.kelly and any other so called star with a legion of unholy lobotomised f-g zombies trailing them.in conclusion, a f-ggy f-g king is a being of such awesome power that their very existence is a danger to all humans everywhere drawing beings into his destructive entourage like a black hole drawing in the very light of the universe into oblivion.this word can be used as an insult only when not in the presence of a ffk, if an ffk were to know that a human acknowledges their power it would unravel the very universe and change the constants of sp-ce an time resulting in an epic cl-ster-f-ck that would lead to the end of the universe as we know it.
guy 1: dude!!! did you watch bruno?

guy 2: nope, im asuming you are going to tell me something about it and spoil the entire cinema experience.
guy 1:ok, ok! just be warned. bruno is the lord of all f-ggy f-g kings.