Faglording
when someone is ignoring reality because they screwed up and blame you or someone else.
nate stop f-glording! you f-cked us up not brian!
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the postulate that states the following: a gentleman is either a) sh-t at eating p-ssy, or b) sh-t at eating wings. get him to take you to buffalo wild wings on your third date, girl. wing theory never lies.
- rim demon
a type of flatulance or “fart” that has a burning sensation on expulsion from the -n-s or “rim”. a painful sensation during flatulance. i regret eating spicy food, because now i feel like a rim demon is trying to come out.
- A Hemingway
to write an essay or paper, (typically as an academic -ssignment) after consuming copious amounts of alcohol. guy 1: oh sh-t dude, i have a 7 page paper due in 4 hours. guy 2: just pull a hemingway and you’ll ace it!
- choke the tool
when a condom doesn’t roll down the entire length of the p-n-s. i bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool
- tumblecan
a can of beer found rolling across a parking lot being blown by the wind. usually found on a college campus or in shady strip malls. guys, i found a tumblecan! -holds up empty budweiser can-