fagnet
a straight man who is unwillingly considered to be extremely attractive by h-m-s-xual males. a conjunction of the terms “f-g” and “magnet”.
carl: hey did he just check you out?
brad: no dude, no way!
carl: he did! you must be a f-gnet!
f-gnet: a person who is s-xually straight but always attracts h-m-s-xual people. a magnet for h-m-‘s
micah said “jay no matter what bar my (straight) nephew goes to if there is a guy in the bar who wants c-wk there on him almost instantly!” jay replied “oh snap he’s a f-gnet; ya know magnet for f-gs!”
a guy who attracts h-m-s-xual guys like a magnet. usually the f-gnet is not gay himself.
sally: hey tim, wanna go to the gay bar with us? they always have better music there.
tim: love to, but i’m a real f-gnet. i always get molested when i’m there. think i’ll p-ss, but have a great time.
a straight male whom gay males are strongly attracted to…
my boyfriend john is a f-gnet–the gays just love him!
a person, in this case a female, who somehow attracts gay men. not always in a s-xual way, but in ways in which a man who was questioning their s-xual orientation before meeting this person, figures out they’re gay and reveal their orientation to said person before anyone else. typically this sucks for the female, as 90% of the men that have come out to this female are very, very attractive.
kyle: paige, i need to tell you something. i just figured it out, and you’re the first person i’ve told this to.
paige: what is it?
kyle: i’m gay.
paige: oh my gosh, you’re the 10th person to come out of the closet to me first this past year! i’m such a f-gnet!
going out to meet hot the opposite s-x and only being able to attract the most flamboyant people of the same s-x. thus, keeping you from getting laid.
chris, everytime we go out dudes are always h-tting on you, your such a f-gnet.
(n) a straight guy who is considered very attractive by h-m-s-xual guys–so much so that many will openly flirt with him. frequently the f-gnet will get more attention from men than from women and subsequently feel like he would have better luck on the dating scene if he were in fact gay.
etymology: combination of the words “f-g” and “magnet”
guy 1: i don’t like this bar. tonight, 3 girls have told me to drop dead and 4 dudes have smacked me on the -ss. that’s like a negative track record.
guy 2: dude, you’re just a f-gnet.
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