Fagpire
a f-gpire is from the twilight series. they claim to be vampires but they’re too wimpy and gay to be a vampire. vampires for one can’t be in the sun light they will die… unlike f-gpires they sparkle in the sun.
she read twilight so much she though she was a vampire!
wow! what a f-gpire!
noun: term used to describe the so-called “vampires” in the twilight series.
dumb b-tch: i loooooove twilight!!!
me: stop talking to me.
dumb b-tch: edward is sooooo hoott!!! <3<3
me: who the h-ll is edward?
dumb b-tch: uh...duuhh!!! he's a vampire!!!
me: more like "f-g-pire"...
often claimed as a vampire, the f-gpire is made to be pleasing to the fantasies of women who are too stubborn to look in the real world for a guy who would fulfill the fantasies and then some.
a f-gpire will be sensitive, loving, and romantic, while a vampire is evil, cold, and a bad-ss.
one way of seeing a f-gpire is as a nice guy who girls would go for due to physical attraction.
while the actual traits of a f-gpire will vary, it is the claim itself which compares them to the likes of count dracula. it is much like trying to compare any man to chuck norris, because any man in that situation just looks like a f-g.
"hey, do you want to go see twilight the movie?"
"nah, i try not to support f-gpires who ruin the reputations of vampires."
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