fagtouche
one who is simultaneously a f-g, tool, and douche. that is, a loathsome poser who either tries too hard to be liked and fit in, all the while oblivious to the fact that everyone else finds him insufferable; or who thinks that he is in charge, again unaware that no one respects him. the f-gtouche’s cringeworthy words and deeds make him the laughingstock among his peers.
“my boss is such a f-gtouche; he pulled that nonsensical policy straight out of his -ss.”
“randy and paul got in another p-ssing contest yesterday over who’s more in charge, and then afterward randy came to us b-tching about what a c-ck paul is.”
“g-d, what a pair of f-gtiche.”
“yo w-ssup dudes, can i hang witchoo?”
“f-ck off and die, f-gtouche.”
“did you hear about that guy who broke his ankles rollerblading?”
“rollerblading is f-gtouchey enough… the ankles are just icing on the cake.”
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