Fagtula


the “spatula” with which a non-gay man spreads evidence of a h-m-s-xual lifestyle throughout his life.
a heteros-xual man uses a f-gtula to evenly spread things — such as the enjoyment show tunes and confidence in his interior decorating skills — around his life.

“he’s not gay, he just has a very large f-gtula.”

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