faguito


f-g·uito (f?g’w?to)
n. slang.
1. a h-m-s-xual skilled at the sport of water polo.
2. an italian h-m-s-xual.
3. an old car.

origins: when in high school, a young bobby k. for the first time in the world blurted out the now famous word “f-guito”. now used accross the nation, bobby sits comfortably on his piles of cash.
1.
bobby:(to xavier) “i bet that f-guito crossing the street wants some t-st-cl-s!”
xavier: “you know it!”
2.
mario: “hey, i feel like eating some home made italian bsp(big sausage pizza)”
xavier: “you know it!”
3.
hardcore half gangster half donkey: “look at my pimp car, hee-haw”
bobby: (whispers to xavier) “that’s nothing but a f-guito”
xavier: “you know it!”
hardcore half gangster half donkey: “what you say, n-gg- sh-t?!?!”
xavier: “nothin”
bobby: “you know it!”

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