fahrealism
the church of fahrealism is about being real, fahreal.
the fahrealist’s bible
i. in fahrealism, its all about keepin it real, fahreal we don’t drink the hateraide
ii spreading your love for fahrealism is as easy as muttering the word fahreal, when there’s no other interjection that seems as appropriate.
iii the esteemed r kelly can break it down for you if you watch trapped in the closet
iv even more-so if you watch the commentary
v though we don’t drink the hater-aide, there are some things that are just unacceptable and will be excommunicated from the church, ie. bros.
vi bigfoot=fahreal
vii if ever you are at a loss for your fahrealist bible, its quite easy to come upon a suppliment called vice magazine that is in any fahrealist’s good grace
viii having fun= fahreal
ix working = not fahreal (although getting paid is fahreal)
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