Fail Ale


a rank tasting beer produced from an unsuccessful home brew attempt.
russ: “and i seem to recall the reason behind your dark fail ale was that you tried to do too many funky things to it?”

row: “yeah, the fail ale was due to weird recipe that the guy from the coopers hotline thing suggested. i should’ve just stuck with the stout can and sugar…waaa.”

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