Fail Farmer
it means “farming your own fail”.
a farmer grows his own food, therefore a fail farmer grows his own fail, meaning he makes a lot of fails upon themselves.
to be called a fail farmer is an insult.
example 1:
guy 1: “wow those guys over there are trying to act all cool.”
guy 2: “wow, what a bunch of fail farmers.”
example 2:
guy 1: “wow these school computers keep shutting down”
guy 2: “that’s because they’re a bunch of fail farmers”
example 3:
guy 1: “lol, look at that fail farmer over there”
guy 2: “epic fail, he just fell on his face”
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