fail mary


the exact opposite of a hail mary which is a miraculous success. a “fail” mary is the extreme degree of an epic fail. the worst possible type of fail one could ever experience.
person 1: “did you see what happened during the last 10 seconds of the game last night?”
person 2: “yeah…the receiver jumped for the ball, but missed it completely..i mean..it just went right above his head.”
person 1: “you’d think the quarterback went for the “fail mary” play.”

insert laugh here….just saying…

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