fail phone
when you buy a cell phone that does not get any bars where you live.
idiot: woo! i gotz a new phone from sprint!!!
guy who doesn’t care: where do you live?
idiot: uh, washougal?
gwdc: dude, that’s a fail phone, stupid.
idiot: … shut up.
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