Failasaurus Rex
a very large dinosaur, akin to the t-rex, but much more fail… it was probably the first to die during the giant meteor shower. now used in the mid-michigan suburbs as a term for people who tend to fail on a scale almost beyond epic. in fact, their entire existence seems to be fail.
person1: have you seen jimmy?
person2:yeah, i heard he tripped walking down the hall, fell into a girl, broke his leg, and got charged with s-xual har-ssment.
person3: jimmy’s a total failasaurus rex.
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