Failcake


1. a proverbial cake served to someone who has made a major mistake

2. used to celebrate a m-ssive f-ck up

3. in gaming speak, it is served to a loser after they’ve been pwnd
the staff members who missed monday’s important board meeting got a failcake.

congratulations on totaling your new car while driving drunk. have a nice slice of failcake!

i -ss-ssinated your player and served him a failcake. you have been pwnd!

failcake= piece of cake (-ssignment,task,or etc.) + epic fail (you’re a looser)
“your shirt is inside-out.”
“failcake!!!”
another word for fail that is slightly more cute and endearing. a slang term.
1: “omg that movie was so failcakes”

“yeah, i know”

2: “then i tripped over and fell on top of him”

“failcakes!”
fail cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.
yeah she fail caked hard…
it’s when a person fails to do something or says something that just doesn’t work. when the result of something is totally unsatisfactory and/or potentially embarr-ssing.

it’s like when a cake tastes like a dry piece of cornbread with super sugary icing on top: basically unpalatable.
person 1: did you see that guy trip over his pant leg just now?

person 2: yeah, that was a total fail cake. sucks to be him.
1. all that is fail, or that could be descibed as such.

2. a cake eaten by those that fail.

3. a urinal cake.
“man, i am such a failcake that i ate a failcake.”

“please, for the sake of my sanity, elaborate.”

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